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Minnie and BowWow’s First Road Trip in the New Truck
BowWow: Jesus H. I feel like I’m riding in a semi, here. A big nut size Bulldog. Hey, smart guy in front, what’s our handle, see any Smokies up there? Give us the word, Good Buddy. Minnie: Don’t bother him. He’s trying to drive… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow’s First Road Trip in the New Truck”
Minnie and BowWow Discuss Gluttony
BowWow: It sucks that the old man is calling me Ham Sandwich. I don’t go around calling him names when he eats too much. Minnie: You didn’t just eat too much, BowWow. You ate the holiday ham. I heard the lady say they paid… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Gluttony”
Jan’s Little Book Starring Two Talking Mutts
They’re gone now but the fascinating conversations of Minnie and BowWow live on. Yes, after overwhelming popular demand (by my husband and one other person), I’ve published a compilation of Minnie and BowWow’s remarkable conversations. Who would’ve thought two ordinary-looking dogs could have such… Continue Reading “Jan’s Little Book Starring Two Talking Mutts”
Minnie and BowWow Discuss the Stay of Execution
BowWow: Jesus H. They were gonna do me in at 9:15 this morning. Just like that. After all we’ve been through. Motherfuckers. Minnie: They’re just trying to do what’s best for you. You’ve been looking pretty sick lately and then this morning you got… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss the Stay of Execution”
Minnie and BowWow Discuss Gluttony
BowWow: It sucks that the old man is calling me Ham Sandwich. I don’t go around calling him names when he eats too much. Minnie: You didn’t just eat too much, BowWow. You ate the holiday ham. I heard the lady say they paid… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Gluttony”
Minnie and BowWow Discuss Hospice Care
BowWow: This is getting pretty damn grim around here. Minnie: Yes. I agree. It’s a little depressing. BowWow: Do you feel like we’re at fucking death’s door? Like the people are ordering up our caskets and making up prayer cards while we’re still fucking alive? Jesus.… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Hospice Care”
Minnie and BowWow Discuss Rehab
[For the uninitiated, BowWow is the small, somewhat churlish white dog and Minnie is the larger, very mellow black dog.] BowWow: This fucking laying around all day is getting to me, Minnie. When in the H are you going to get better? Minnie: I… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Rehab”
Minnie and BowWow Discuss Alpo
BowWow: That can of Alpo has been sitting on the fucking counter for a month. Minnie: They bought it for us to celebrate the Westminster Dog Show. BowWow: Celebrate? Some spoiled brat German Shepherd named Rumor – what the hell kind of name is… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Alpo”
Minnie and BowWow Discuss Voter Registration
BowWow: Did you hear that? The man called me Donald J. BowWow. Minnie: Oh really? Why do you think he’d do that. He’s ordinarily so careful about your feelings. BowWow: I have no fucking idea. Just trying to polarize things, I think. Turn you… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Voter Registration”
Minnie and BowWow Discuss Donald Trump and Fine Art
BowWow: It was shitty that those feminists put up that statue of Donald Trump with nothing on. Minnie: What? Feminists didn’t do that. It was an artist and quite a fine one at that. Such attention to the smallest detail. BowWow: Sure. Anything to… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Donald Trump and Fine Art”
Snow Door | wisconsinacademy.org
Listen to Jan read her essay “Billy” presented on WUWM’s Lake Effect
Jan’s essay “At the Breakfast Bar” on WUWM Lake Effect
Jan’s essay “The Parish Hall,” on WUWM Lake Effect
“Fury Cannot Touch Me,” Modern Love, NYT, 9/29/11
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