Happiness. It's relative.
BowWow: You gotta love Sarah Palin. She’s the shit. Minnie: I see you’re back to swearing again. I knew it wouldn’t last. BowWow: Yeah. Fuck that. I went from New Year’s to now. So that’s a big fucking deal in my book. You know,… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Talk about Sarah Palin”
BowWow: Did you see they bought a new rug? Minnie: Yes. I also see you scoping it out like it’s a fresh lamp chop. BowWow: That’s a crummy thing to say. I just like to be clear about my turf. Minnie: Your turf? Everything is… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Living Arrangements”
BowWow: It’s a crock that she leaves us out here while she goes and makes coffee. Minnie: Oh, come on. It’s just the morning routine. We have to do our business, you know. BowWow: You have to do your business, Minnie. I can just… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Talk about the Stock Market”
BowWow: Jesus H. I feel like I’m riding in a semi, here. A big nut size Bulldog. Hey, smart guy in front, what’s our handle, see any Smokies up there? Give us the word, Good Buddy. Minnie: Don’t bother him. He’s trying to drive… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow’s First Road Trip in the New Truck”
Minnie: It’s so sad when it rains on vacation. BowWow: Who cares? It’s just water. Minnie: Oh. That must be why you’re always crying under the bed whenever it’s going to rain. And why the mister has to crawl under the bed and fetch… Continue Reading “Minnie and BowWow Go on Vacation”
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