Swirl’s Chewed Things: Sports Equipment

Posted on June 9, 2022 by

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Hello. I am Swirl.

The people complain about gas, which I have sometimes when I am sleeping. I don’t apologize for this. Or anything else.

Tonight we went to a house with another dog. That made three of us. A young girl dog that was pretty cute but I don’t care anymore since, you know. And Punchy, who ran around like a hamster.

The people put us outside so I ate their soccer ball.

Nobody got mad because, well, I am Swirl.

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2 Comments on “Swirl’s Chewed Things: Sports Equipment”

  2. Love it. And, Swirl, too. A dog with a regal stance. (I used to work in a veterinary clinic)

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