Back Porch Barbie: Entry #2

She knows how to pick ‘em, don’t you think? Never mind that his gnome vibe doesn’t quite pair up with her beehive and giant earrings, not to mention the stilettos with wraparound straps. His red gnome nose might also be cause for concern, you know, all the slinging back in the woods breaks a lot of capillaries.

Never mind. What happens on the back porch stays on the back porch.

We can’t have reality messing up our little back porch lives now, can we?