Swirl’s Chewed Things: Enlightenment

Hello. I am Swirl.

While the people and the other dog were watching football, I ate the front and back covers of “Disrupt Aging.”

I would have eaten the rest but it seemed indigestible to me.

It doesn’t matter. It was being used as a door stop which is where I got it – on the floor. I quit pulling books off the shelf because it felt too arty. I want a tougher persona. Like I could eat the shelf if I had enough time.

It would be too much wood.

I didn’t like the book that much. I’ve had better.

4 Comments on “Swirl’s Chewed Things: Enlightenment

  1. When my Ziva was younger she chewed a few of my books. She never at them, but she’d chew them. I still treasure my slightly chewed copy of All Quiet on the Western Front.

  2. When you know what you like Swirl, stick with it. It’s always good to have favorites to fall back on.

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