Hello. I am Swirl.
I have eaten a lot of money in my time.
If I am careful, I can pull out the bills without eating all of the leather thing they are in. I eschew leather. It reminds me of animals. It is too animal-y for me.
Money is different. Money is like paper. I love paper. I love books, newspaper, post-it notes, receipts, bills, checks, first drafts, and small boxes.
I like money. Very much.
This is the second time I ate money.
It is hard to process. So, I don’t recommend it.
I think I ate about a hundred dollars.