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Swirl’s Chewed Things: Moola
Hello. I am Swirl.
I have eaten a lot of money in my time.
If I am careful, I can pull out the bills without eating all of the leather thing they are in. I eschew leather. It reminds me of animals. It is too animal-y for me.
Money is different. Money is like paper. I love paper. I love books, newspaper, post-it notes, receipts, bills, checks, first drafts, and small boxes.
I like money. Very much.
This is the second time I ate money.
It is hard to process. So, I don’t recommend it.
I think I ate about a hundred dollars.
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Bad dog!!
Yeah. But he’s super nice most of the time. 🙂
I’ve been “SWIRLED” but I couldn’t answer his question “why is Hamilton on a bill if he never was president?” Thought it best not to tell him about the musical. Didn’t want to start him down the path of DVDs & CDs.
Swirl had a momentary episode of shame after eating your wallet but appears to have moved on to his usual response of complete entitlement.
Oh Swirl, that was a lot of kibble your family could have bought for you if you hadn’t eaten the money.
I know. He really doesn’t get the value of a dollar at all.