Happiness. It's relative.
Hello.
I am Swirl.

I am a good boy.

The bites out of the carrot and zucchini and the scattered blueberries notwithstanding, I am a good boy. I didn’t eat those things, I just bit them. Well, the carrot, it was more than just a bite because I get carrots for snacks sometimes so I don’t get fat on Milk Bones. But I didn’t eat the whole carrot for two reasons. First, the lady came downstairs and interrupted me and, second, it was a huge carrot.
The blueberries were too small to eat so I just arranged them on the rug.
I took a bite out of the zucchini but it was not good.
I try to change what I chew so I keep things exciting.
I don’t chew shoes.
Oh, my…
I see this as an improvement Swirl, good job! I do hope the lady wasn’t planning on using those foods as part of dinner though. Maybe she can just cut around the chewed parts and bite marks.