Happiness. It's relative.

Hello. I am Swirl.
I am so fine that they named a bread after me.
I’m flattered. Truly.
Still, I’d rather be called King.
My litter mates were Challah, Pump, and Rye. They were named after breads, not the other way around like me.
I am unique and delicious to behold.

Such a distinguished dog! Max is going to be sooooo jealous!
Certainly about time Swirl. You deserve this because you are the best boy. Remember though, if you eat the special bread do not eat the plastic bag. Very bad. Maybe you can get Jan to toast the bread for you- even better.