Hello. I am Swirl.
I am chagrined to say that yesterday I ate a lipstick.
I don’t even use lipstick or any kind of beauty aid. For obvious reasons.
I thought it was a white sausage. There are such things.
I didn’t eat it whole. I’m not a python.
I chewed it into little bits and then threw up the bits in the back yard on a pile of leaves.
It looked like art.