Swirl’s Chewed Things: Eschewed Beauty Products

Hello. I am Swirl.

I am chagrined to say that yesterday I ate a lipstick.

I don’t even use lipstick or any kind of beauty aid. For obvious reasons.

I thought it was a white sausage. There are such things.

I didn’t eat it whole. I’m not a python.

I chewed it into little bits and then threw up the bits in the back yard on a pile of leaves.

It looked like art.

4 Comments on “Swirl’s Chewed Things: Eschewed Beauty Products

  1. An artiste
    Shall we call you Munch?
    After the great Edvard
    Who painted The Scream
    Which is what your people do
    When you chew

  2. Not a bad idea…the abstract leaf art. Swirl can earn his keep and pay for a new lipstick as well.

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