Brevity’s no walk in the park.
Our mailman won’t admit he likes us.
My cat’s new toy is still charging.
My big red mums are still alive.
A squirrel ate a big hole in my pumpkin and then left it to rot.
I’ve started turning off the camera on Zoom calls.
There’s going to be a lunar eclipse on Election Day which is both dramatic and fitting.
I put bread and melted butter in my dog’s kibble.
The pie turned out fine but there was no whipped cream.
I’ll never understand or be okay with people not voting.