100 Word Story: Campaign Season

“Hey! You can’t put that sign there!”

“I’m from Billy’s campaign. It says here you want a yard sign.”

“Ah, sure. I want a sign. But you can’t put it there.”

“Where shall I put it then? Where do you want it?”

“I don’t know. What would you recommend?”

“I’d recommend the place I was putting it when you told me to stop.”

“Don’t get huffy, now.”

“Nobody’s huffy, sir. I just have a lot of signs to deliver.”

“Fine. Fine. Just hand it to me and I’ll hold it.”

“You’re going to hold the sign?”

“Just ‘til it snows.”