Swirl’s Chewed Things: Sex Education

Hello.

I am Swirl.

I am sick. It’s because a tick bit me. I don’t remember it biting me. Ticks are so little.

I have to take pills and I can’t go to the dog park.

So today I ate part of a book.

It was a book about how babies are made. From a long time ago, the lady said. She was kind of mad at me. Not really. Because I’m sick.

They are cartoon people in the book but it was still pretty eye-opening. And I lived in a big kennel so I’ve seen a lot. I might have been a dad. I don’t know. Things happen so fast when you’re a dog. Like the tick biting me.

I chewed the pages pretty good but I left the covers alone. The lady threw everything in the trash.