Minnie and BowWow Discuss Election Stress

BowWow: I am about to lose my fucking shit.

Minnie: Take it easy. What’s the problem?

BowWow: The election! It’s making me bite my fucking tail. I can’t stand it!

Minnie: I thought you were a Trump supporter. You should be happy. He’s been reading from the TelePromptr really good lately.

BowWow: That dick? I don’t support him. Well, I did. Sort of. But then I saw a Humane Society ad on TV that said a “Donald Trump presidency would be a threat to animals everywhere.”

Minnie: You remember the exact quote?

BowWow: No. The writing lady looked it up. But I saw it on TV. Jesus H. I’m an animal. It hit me where I live. You know? Shit.

Minnie: The people are never going to let anything happen to you, BowWow. It doesn’t matter who is President.

BowWow: Yeah. I know. Like today. I had shit on my face. Like I really had shit on my face. It wasn’t a shit-eating grin kind of thing. I rolled in it. It was a mistake. I admit. But it got in my ear, too. And she washed my face with Dawn. It was nice that she did that even though it kind of stung.

Minnie: Why are you rolling in that stuff, BowWow? I think you need to calm down.

BowWow: I wish I could drink. Not like our regular water or water out of the toilet but, you know, actually drink. Like the people do.

Minnie: You mean like beer and wine? Or harder stuff? Rum?  Like how would that even work, BowWow? Would they put it on your kibble?

BowWow: I don’t know. I don’t understand any of this stuff.

Minnie: You seem a little unhinged, BowWow. You’re usually so happy. So bon vivant.

BowWow: It’s an act, Minnie. I’m a wreck right now I don’t get anything about this awful election.

Minnie: Me either.

BowWow: I like it when your foot is on my back.

Minnie: I know you do.




7 Comments on “Minnie and BowWow Discuss Election Stress

  1. Dear Powwow and Minnie. We feel your pain. Mom rescued us 15 years ago and we just put in for SSAR. Then we learned that the ss animal retirement would be lost if trump got elected. I kept it together but my packmate Foxywiggles lost it. Last I saw her she was chasing squirrels with their trump signs out of the back yard. Sigh, I never thought it would get this bad. I have to go. Mom is carrying her back in and talking about all the cookies in therapy this will cost…
    Sincerely horrified,
    Tigerlily, Shiba at large.

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