10 Minute Yoo-Hoo

What can you say in 10 minutes? These 10 things:

1. Snowboarding is hot-dogging made into an Olympic sport.
2. Figure skaters’ costumes are amazing. I wish I could have one to wear around the house.
3. I don’t care if Michael Sam is gay and I wish nobody else did either.
4. If I had it to do over again, I’d be the guy who does Humans of New York.
5. I had a rich uncle once who had servants and a cook. It made for great feelings of inferiority.
6. Do other people feel guilty about not being a good enough dog owner?
7. Why do people dread something they love doing? In my case, it’s going to master’s swimming class.
8. Getting off a plane somewhere warm and going to the car rental place is one of the top five joys of my life.
9. I don’t think I should put off reading really decent literature much longer.
And
10. This started off as “20 Minute Yoo-Hoo” but I could only think of 10 things before time ran out.