5 Sentence Friday Round-Up

My husband wears black jam shorts he expropriated from our son twenty years ago after telling him they made him look ‘hoody.’

If you’re not careful, when you get older and somebody asks how you are, you’ll usually land on something negative which might be legit but is a downer nonetheless.

It’s possible to have a nice conversation with someone wearing a Trump hat if you only look at their shoes which is something I know from having just watch someone do exactly that.

People build things on the beach with sticks and stones because leaving a statement is irresistible but it feels privileged to me like you think you’re better at sorting things out than nature herself.

I was happy to see the husband of our dreadful neighbor smile and wave when I yelled “Good morning!” only to find out he was their workman, not them, and only seemed nice because he had a big smiling Black Lab with him.