Happiness. It's relative.
My job is to dazzle you, you myopic moron, so look at me when I talk to you and stop watching the drain in the basin. It’s gone and it’s not coming back.
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Written in response to a Trifecta Writing Challenge which was to write 33 words including these three: myopic, dazzle, basin. I think the Trifecta editors Googled “words that have never before appeared in one sentence.”
It’s gone and it’s not coming back. BAM.
Aaaaahahahaha. Loved this! Wonder what he lost 😛 His contact lenses, maybe?
Yowza! I liked the fierceness of this one. Thanks for linking up.
Oh I’ve had this argument with my daughter many times. Great work with the prompt.
Ha!ha!Myopic moron-loved that-maybe I will use it on someone ,someday;-)A wonderful,sassy taker on the prompt Jan,loved it:-)
Ha! I love the sassiness of this. Nice job!
Well done! Still smiling!
So funny. I think I’ve been in this conversation. 🙂